World War 'C'
Some Fallout (crazy shit I heard) during the Pandemic and Quarantining thought would share! Anyway hell I want to remember this crazy time! Heck doesn't matter whether you're alone or with someone!
As somethings have somehow been able to remain funny even during this crazy, unprecedented time! It's not really about the fucking virus itself, but rather how coronavirus has affected our relationship to everything else, like health care, our apartments, or each other.
You wonder WTF could possibly be funny about a global pandemic that has altered the very fabric of our existence, in one fell swoop shutting down everything we hold dear, from sports to movies to
How could anyone possibly joke at a time like this? But in times of crisis, when we are frightened and don’t know what the hell is going on, we’ve historically turned to comedy.
When first started Quarantining it seemed everyday was like "Groundhog Day, as each lacked different events so the day appeared to be continually repeating”
How to have company while social distancing during Covid-19? For the person who doesn't like to drink alone!
https://www.instagram.com/p/B912cBlgloZ/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again
Attending a Club!
https://www.instagram.com/p/B94I8utFAhW/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again
All respect to the woman who just leaned out of the window of her apartment and screamed, “I’M BORED”
Apr 5, 2020
Moment of silence for the people who agreed to live with shitty roommates because they "wouldn't be spending much time at home anyway"
Mar 15, 2020
Men are from Mars and women are … more fun.
Is Everyone Hanging Out on Zoom Without Me?
I miss telling my friends “text me when you get home” and not receiving anything
March lasted 3 years while April going by in 4 minutes
Small weekend is over.. now entering big weekend
Never thought the phrase “big weekend” would make me so sad.
Time is a flat circle.
2020 is the strictest parent I’ve ever had.
people are like “how have u been spending the time” it’s like well responding to texts takes 16 hours and then after that i try to get some rest .....
Texting is a full-time job under quarantine and should be treated as such.
my husband and i switched sides of the bed this weekend, and that’s what we call “vacation” now
my shoes probably think i died
Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November, all the rest have thirty-one Except March which was 8000
Mar 28, 2020
Who could forget the classic childhood rhyme about there being 8,000 days in March?
bet marie kondo is wishing she had more shit in her house right about now.
This may be true, but waiting in line to order a cold brew from Starbucks only for them to mess up your name
If someone doesn’t invent a prototype of a see-through toaster while we’re under quarantine, then honestly, what was it all for?
“We’ve been roommates for three weeks, and I’ve never seen you cry. What gives?”
It’s not “social distancing,” it’s “taking an oath of solitude.”
This dog has been officially upgraded from man’s best friend to man’s hero.
One million a month? An absolute steal if you ask me.
Who would have thought that Peloton would have the last laugh?
We may be physically stuck inside, but our social anxiety is still wild and free.
I talk a big game online, but right now I just want someone to hold me :/
I picked a hell of a time to have not learned how to cook for the past 29 years
guys will stand 5’8” from you and call it 6 feet
My dude put on a collared shirt and a blazer just to get virtually stood up smh you hate to see it.
Okay, way to brag that you’ve been on two (2) FaceTime dates while under quarantine.
PEOPLE WHO LIVE WITH SOMEONE: Oh we’re driving each other a little crazy haha but it’s actually been nice to slow down, catch up on our shows, bake bread.
PEOPLE WHO LIVE ALONE:
It’s so nice to see Bert and Ernie quarantining together.
I remember my mama used to say “outside ain’t going nowhere” now look at outside? Or "go out and play"! Gone.
Scared to consider what else my mom was wrong about. Am I also not the cutest little boy in all of the world?
This is the scariest quarantine story I’ve heard yet.
Being horny while under quarantine can be confusing for all those involved!

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